Please leave a message after the beep
Seriously. So this is not a “I’m super important” and “so many people call me” entry, even if both of those statements may be true (I also may be Batman) – it is however a “don’t do this or I won’t respond” entry.
We’ve gained some steam after 3 years of back-breaking hard work. There is a tremendously long ways to go, but we’re proud (NOT complacent) of where we are and who we are. With a little success comes a lot of calls and emails. I’d like to address the calls. As far as email goes, I do my best to answer every single one, even if it’s a marketer or salesperson pitching me on ownership of a star in the Andromeda Galaxy. After all, everyone is just trying to do their job (and inherently wants something). I respect it. But I digress.
Phone calls. Short rule. Leave a frigging message if I don’t know you or the number you’re calling from. I’ve been getting calls from a bunch of different numbers steadily increasing over the past couple of years. These numbers are ones that I do not know. Some leave messages, which is great. Now I know who you are and what you want.
But some don’t.
I’m not answering numbers that I don’t know. I never really have, personally or professionally. Unless I’m certain it’s probably coming from a place or person I know, then I use a little tool called voicemail to figure out if I’d like to speak with you at any given moment. I’m busy. You’re busy (I assume, given that self-importance and inflation of self-worth is generally universal). I make judgement calls when I’m juggling 85 things and sometimes need to prioritize (all the time). Either way, even if you think you’ve tricked me by not leaving a voicemail a bunch of times in the past and for some reason I happen to answer in a moment of weakness/sheer lunacy next time, guess what? You’re still selling me on something, or whatever, and I’m still going to screen it when I answer as I let you talk for 5 seconds. Cool thing about the phone, it has an “end” button right next to the “send” one. Click. Peace. Your number is forever dogshit now.
In fact, incessant calling from random numbers without leaving messages will typically be counterproductive. It will make me form an allergic response to your numbers showing up and by proxy an anaphylactic one to you in general. I like having a clear, unobstructed windpipe, so you do the math.
So along those lines do me a favor. Leave a message. Please. I promise to play nice if you do – even if it’s a “no thanks.” I’ll answer the next time.
